Welcome to Meta-City One!
Crime Level: Crime is Crime and will be dealt with
This is Cid Vid Broadcasting, I am Huw Solo, here is the news.
Good Morning. Science news...Lowundai-Zamussi SA have announced that the world's first car-washing machine hybrid is ready to drive. Prototypes are being tested on the streets of Hamilton HabZone and citizens are invited to arrange to take one out for a spin.
The Justice Dept remains tight lipped over the attack on the HiSec armoured car, as yet there have been no reports on what was taken though sources close to the Mayor's office have been looking for a missing bill of lading for the new.....and meanwhile we have reports of a HIGH SPEED chase ....
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Sterling Moss Freeway 1116 MCT - Judges on lawhogs hit the BOOST button as the hemipowered V10 screams down the boulevard; sirens wail but the renegade refuses to pull over!
"Bike: Guns to motion tracker", growls Judge Blake.
The V10's drive is shredded and it lurches to a halt. But...."It's EMPTY, it was on AUTODRIVER!!"
Aldrin PublicOverwalk 1118MCT; a gang of Diamond Dogs hold up a pair of law abiding civs.
"Give up the creds, nofurs", "That briefcase - I'll have that too", "Woooff!"
"Here, Col, I dont think these little fellas are housetrained"
"Too right Rayy, lets give them their BOB MARTINS."
BAM! BAM! BRRRRP! BAM!
Everyone pulls metal but the Dogs are outclassed - their bullets BOUNCE off the civs and...."DROKKIN CATFIRE! TENTACLES!" "LEGGIT"
The Dogs run.......fast but
But the LAW is QUICKER!
"Aston to Control, three for the pad-wagon. Tell Blake that HOT LEAD says that two SUSCIVS matches for BOLOS RAYY and COL are headed for Docking Bay 52. Aston Out."
Document Control, Meta City DownPort 1129MCT
"Papers in order, Mr Romalpa. Head over and collect your goods."
"But Mr Grimsdale, thats not cleared, and the Judges..."
"Stan, its an original clean bill of lading - they own it"
"Thanks guys, c'mon Mr Romalpa...."
"HALT! You are under ARREST!"
"Nah, not us mate - look this bit of paper, it says..."
"These are not the intergalactic aliens criminals we're looking for. Have a good 'un sport."
"Sydney Nolan! That psychic paper works, Col!"
"There she is Rayy THE FREETRADER BEERWULF"
"With added IMPOSSIBILITY DRIVE"
BRRRMMMMM! BRRRRRRRRMMM! Lawhog engines HOWL as Judges Blake and Aston THUNDER to the scene of THE CRIME OF THE YEAR!
Judge Blake fires at the FREE TRADER BEERWULF as it lifts off and then switches on
IMPOSSIBILITY DRIVE.....and VANISHES
"They. Are. UNDER ARREST!" roars Blake.
Next: The Clampdown - Judges hit the streets to fight crime and bring ORDER TO THE CHAOS!!
Lawhogs! Bike Cannon! Firepower! THRILL CARNAGE OVERLOAD!
Dogs - RAFM
Judges - 15mm
Civs - The Scene & GZG
Ship - not a clue
Rules - Killozap
inspiration - Hitchhikers, Sweeney, Dr Who, Star Wars
Blorg note - Psychic paper does not exist. That's what it says here.